Absurdist Headphones with Built-In CD Player, Remote, and Disc Storage Shelf

Experience a wild throwback with headphones that pack a CD player, remote, and storage for 10 discs per side—all in one chunky, audacious design.

When Headphones Go Off the Rails: A CD Player on Your Head?

Ever wondered how far headphone design could possibly stretch? I mean, we’re so used to sleek, wireless earbuds or noise-canceling over-ears that combine comfort with tech wizardry. But what if I told you there's a wild, bulky creation that literally straps a CD player onto your noggin? It sounds bonkers, but that's exactly what Pud Makes Headphones—a DIY maestro—has crafted.

Pud Makes Headphones brings a nostalgic time capsule with this design. If you grew up with that satisfying click of a CD player closing and the gentle whir of the disc spinning, this project revives that charm and cranks it up to eleven by putting the whole unit on your head. Yes, it’s wireless in the sense that it's powered by a rechargeable battery pack, freeing you from being tethered to a device—but don’t expect it to be lightweight or discreet.

If you love bold, unconventional headphones, this bulky creation is a fascinating blend of retro gear and modern DIY spirit.

More Than Just Headphones: A Walkable Retro Audio Rig

Let’s talk specs: these aren’t your average cans. Imagine a frame hefty enough to house a multifunctional remote control, a fully operational CD player, and slots for stashing 10 CDs in each ear cup. That’s right—twenty discs ready to spin at your command, right on your head!

The CD player itself is salvaged from a car audio system, chosen for its front-loading mechanism—ideal for quick access while wearing the headphones. This means you can swap discs without taking the whole rig off, which is pretty neat, albeit slightly cumbersome.

Total weight? Over two pounds without even loading discs or the spindle. That’s a workout just lifting your head! Thanks to the rechargeable batteries, you get several hours of music streaming before needing a recharge—plenty of time to turn heads as you stroll through the streets.

Style Meets Function: A Bulky Ode to Audiophilia

Now, don’t expect comfort to be the headline here. The strap keeps this hefty contraption firmly in place, but after just a couple of hours, you’re likely to develop what I affectionately call “headphone hair.” The adjustable headband can fit various head sizes, but the clamping force must be strong to hold such weight.

Even pilot-level neck strength might find this intrusive. Pud himself admits he hasn’t worn them for more than 30 minutes straight. Imagine the possibilities if he added a vertical turntable on the chest with shock absorbers or a chin strap to help stabilize the beast. Jogging with these? Probably a no-go.

A Conversation Starter for the True Music Buff

Is this “wearable” music technology practical? Not really. But is it a brilliant throwback and a bold statement? Absolutely. For those who appreciate high-volume audiophilia with speakers embedded right where the music meets your ears, this is a hardcore, head-turning gadget.

“These headphones are unique and bring back the charm of CD players to the current times, when wireless headphones and comfort are prioritized over everything else.” — Pud Makes Headphones

FAQ

• Are these headphones fully wireless?
  They are wireless in terms of audio playback, powered by a rechargeable battery pack, but they contain some wired components internally for the CD player mechanism.
• How many CDs can you store in these headphones?
  Each ear cup can hold 10 CDs, totaling 20 discs ready for play without needing external storage.
• How long does the battery last?
  On a full charge, you can expect several hours of playback, enough for a decent walk or casual listening session.
• Is it comfortable to wear for long periods?
  Due to their bulk and weight (over two pounds without discs), these headphones are not designed for extended comfort and can cause headphone hair and pressure.
• Can you jog or exercise wearing these?
  Definitely not recommended. Their size and weight would make jogging or vigorous activity impractical.

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